How You Know When...

-Instead of saying "Oh My God!", you say "By the Gods".

-You see any other fantasy book in a store and comment on how insignificant it is compared to Dragonlance.

-You have a shrine to MW and/or TH (and you actually know who MW and TH are).

-You find yourself wandering aimlessly through the woods and when someone asks you what you're doing, you claim you're trying to find the Forest of Wayreth.

-When your white-haired, gold-eyed cat coughs up a hair ball, you try to make it drink tea.

-You are convinced that your pet lizard is a green dragon and you keep waiting for it to grow wings and attack you.

-You dress up as some DL character EVERY Halloween.

-You wear black robes every day, throw sand in your younger sibling's face and command them to fall asleep.

-When you find out that the next book in the war of the Souls trilogy isn't coming out until next year, you repeatedly knock your head against a wall until someone tells you otherwise.

-You jump off your roof yelling "Pveatherfall" and break both of your legs.

-When you get a bad grade on a test, you attempt to fireball your teacher.

-You call your birthday your Day of Life Gift.

-You never use the word Christmas; Yuletide all the way!

-When a light bulb burns out in a lamp, you repeatedly smash it against the wall screaming, "Shirak, damen du!!".

-You read the Chronicles religiously, sometimes forcing members of your family to listen while you recite entire chapters from memory.

-You consider the 5th Age an abomination and call down the wrath of the Gods upon Wizards of the Coast.

-You have an entire bookshelf devoted to it.

-You made a "Skie" stuffed animal out of an old sweater and some duct tape.

-The last 4 chapters of your copy of Test of the Twins are so worn out that you had to superglue them back in 5 times already.

-There's a Dalamar shrine in your closet complete with an alter, incense, and daily rodent sacrifices.

-You have several pairs of glue-on elf ears.

-You have a set of leather armor.

-You fantasize about situations including you, Raistlin, a pair of handcuffs, and a jar of chocolate sauce.

-You have actually bothered to read this far and intend to continue reading.

-You are forced to go shopping or on some other escapade into the outside world and are astonished when you see such wonders as "flameless torches" and wagons that move on their own, as if by magic.

-You wonder why none of your spells ever seem to work, even though you obviously have extraordinary magical talent.

-Really, when you wrote "I Magus" on a piece of lamb skin, it actually was consumed in flames...with the tiniest bit of help from your lighter.