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So, you really want to read it? You SUUUURE? Because it's pretty intense. Yeah. Or at least it might be when/if we ever get to the plot. But you know what, most web comics don't have much of a plot either. We're just sitting here complacently in the majority. I'm ranting. Just read the frigging thing. I'll give you a cookie if you do.

Chapter 1--Road Trip (Cover)
C1   An Afternoon in "THE BAR"
A1      Jack the Vampire Slayer?
X1          Crashing into Tanks for Fun
C2   Dry-Cleaning Miscellany
A2      A Bum with an Mp3 Player
X2           C-Z-Ums
C3   You Call that a "Legal U-Turn"?
A3      Magical Shower Power
X3           Bathing Suits or Kleenex?
C4   One Good Whack Deserves Another
A4      Vodka ≠ Rubbing Alcohol
X4           Kio Has Too Much Free Time
C5   Bowflex, Among Other Topics
A5      Another Whack
X5           Angst? Naw...Couldn't Be
C6   Next time on "As the Web Comic Turns"
A6      Sponsored by the Yaoi Coalition
X6           The Importance of Flashbacks

C7   Fangirl Frenzy
A7      When Frenchmen Meet Drugs
X7           A Titanic Moment
C8   Careers in Male Modeling
A8      JetPack Super 7000XR
X8           Kio's Hentaiphobia

Chapter 2--Off the Map (Cover)
Where Are We?  C1
"Happy Pills" and Their Effect on the Human Psyche     A1
Into the Lair         X1
Badly Disguised Traps  C2
Dead Artist Month     A2
No, Not Him!         X2
Tying Shoelaces--It Saves Lives!  C3

Some People Aren't Good with Faces     A3
More Siblings? Oh No!         X3
CK! With an Attitude  C4
Let's Name Some Characters!     A4
Dead Artist Day--COLD CANE!         X4
Jack Reveals His Super-Power  C5
Just Say NO, Kids     A5
You've Got Questions? We've Got Answers         X5
The Attack of Michael Corleone's Giant Disembodied Head  C6
Pet Rocks Are Special Friends Who Listen     A6
A Mysterious Dream-Sequence         X6
OMG!1!11!! Nathas is Dr. Evil in Disguise!  C7
You're getting sleepy...sleepy...     A7
Double Agents & Obscure Allusions         X7
It's an ILLUSTRATED STORY  C8
April doesn't really know what Nathas looks like    A8
He's dead! *dramatic music*  A8.5
Cliffie-Hanger         X8

Chapter 3--Breaking Down (Cover)
C1  Never Accept Candy from Strangers